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A Tall Drink of Water

$32.99

The Error Dome water bottle doesn't just hydrate — it validates your existential relationship with gravity. Featuring our beloved TED-XX skull mascot in emergency-yellow (because staying hydrated is an emergency), this bottle transforms the mundane act of drinking water into a masterclass in UX design. The vertical logo stands proud when you're contemplating your next sip, while the 90-degree rotation reveals itself precisely when you're mid-hydration — like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where both choices are actually correct.

Think of it as your daily reminder that even water bottles can break the fourth wall. Perfect for developers who appreciate both clean code and clean water, designers who understand that form and function can share a joke, and anyone who's ever wanted their hydration habits to make a statement about information architecture.

Because sometimes the best error handling is just going with the flow.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

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The Error Dome water bottle doesn't just hydrate — it validates your existential relationship with gravity. Featuring our beloved TED-XX skull mascot in emergency-yellow (because staying hydrated is an emergency), this bottle transforms the mundane act of drinking water into a masterclass in UX design. The vertical logo stands proud when you're contemplating your next sip, while the 90-degree rotation reveals itself precisely when you're mid-hydration — like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where both choices are actually correct.

Think of it as your daily reminder that even water bottles can break the fourth wall. Perfect for developers who appreciate both clean code and clean water, designers who understand that form and function can share a joke, and anyone who's ever wanted their hydration habits to make a statement about information architecture.

Because sometimes the best error handling is just going with the flow.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

The Error Dome water bottle doesn't just hydrate — it validates your existential relationship with gravity. Featuring our beloved TED-XX skull mascot in emergency-yellow (because staying hydrated is an emergency), this bottle transforms the mundane act of drinking water into a masterclass in UX design. The vertical logo stands proud when you're contemplating your next sip, while the 90-degree rotation reveals itself precisely when you're mid-hydration — like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where both choices are actually correct.

Think of it as your daily reminder that even water bottles can break the fourth wall. Perfect for developers who appreciate both clean code and clean water, designers who understand that form and function can share a joke, and anyone who's ever wanted their hydration habits to make a statement about information architecture.

Because sometimes the best error handling is just going with the flow.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

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